Sales pitch.

Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:

During a magazine and newspaper subscription drive, the neighborhood paperboy learned about good salesmanship.

His supervisor instructed the kids to maintain a positive attitude, even when they were turned down.

One potential customer told the boy, “I’ve got papers and magazines strewn all over the place – I don’t need any more clutter.”

The young salesman replied, “Well, how about a subscription to Good Housekeeping?”

Got a great joke you want to share with the world? Write it up in the WND
Laughlines forum. Who knows? It might be selected as the WND Joke of
the Day – and your wildest dreams will come true.

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