Open the door ... where's all the people?
Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
A bum walks into a bar with jumper cables around his neck.
The bartender says, “You can stay but don’t try to start anything.”