In the dung heap
Editor’s note:Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
A diner at a country inn is shocked to see on the menu a dish of “hickory-smoked possum jowls in syrup.” He summons a waiter to complain.
The waiter looks at the menu. Then he flings it down and yells to the chef in the kitchen, “Hey, the printers forgot to translate the menu into French again!”