Prepare for the coming food shortages!
Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
It took awhile, but the final numbers are in from the inauguration.
Some 1,131,912 Barack Obama supporters attended the ceremony.
Only nine had to miss work.