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The Department of Defense briefed the president this morning. Officials told President Obama that two Brazilian soldiers were killed in Iraq.
To everyone’s surprise, all the color drained from Obama’s face. Then he collapsed onto his desk, holding his head in his hands, visibly shaken and almost in tears.
Finally, he composed himself and asked, “Just how many is a brazilian?”