For Grandpa’s future?

Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile

about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and

contributors to its

Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here

is today’s offering:

Grandpa was reminiscing about the good old days.

“When I was a lad, Ma would send me down to the corner store with a dollar

bill, and I’d come back with five pounds of potatoes, two loaves of bread,

three pints of milk, a pound of cheese, a packet of tea, and a half dozen eggs.

You can’t do that now! Too dog gone many security cameras!”

Got a great joke you want to share with the world? Write it up in the WND
Laughlines forum. Who knows? It might be selected as the WND Joke of
the Day – and your wildest dreams will come true.



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