Editor’s note:Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
Doctor: I have some bad news and worse news.
Patient: What is it, doc?
Doctor: The lab test results show that you have only 24 hours to live.
Patient: Oh my goodness!
Doctor: The worse news is that I tried telling this to you yesterday but your cell phone was unreachable.