Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:

I took a real estate client to a handyman special.

The place was great, and we couldn’t understand why it was so cheap, until we turned on the water main and water gushed from the ceiling.

Dripping wet, my client put a positive spin on the showing: “Nice house,” he said. “It’s even self-cleaning.”

Got a great joke you want to share with the world? Write it up in the WND Laughlines forum. Who knows? It might be selected as the WND Joke of the Day – and your wildest dreams will come true.

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Rules

Of engagement

Communication

Breakdown

Unclear

On the concept

Christmas

In Washington

Mother and son

See eye-to-eye

Father's intuition

Drives discussion

Season's greetings

Create sticky situation

Overthinking

The problem

Naughty boy

Writes to Santa