Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:

One lazy Sunday morning Bob and Louise were quiet and thoughtful, sitting around the breakfast table when Bob said to her unexpectedly, “When I die, I want you to sell all my stuff, immediately.”

“Now why would you want me to do something like that?” Louise asked.

“I figure a woman as fine as yourself would eventually remarry and I don’t want some other jerk using my stuff.”

Louise looked at him intently and said: “Bob, what makes you think I’d marry another jerk?”

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