Yes! We have no bananas. No really, we don't

by Patty Ann Malley -- Bananapocalypse – it's coming "Yes! We Have No Bananas." So the song used to go. The 1923 novelty hit was so popular it inspired the following short: [jwplayer more…

Cute and fuzzy weapon of war

by Patty Ann Malley -- Cute and fuzzy weapon of war Look at that cute, fuzzy bear – the cuddly one carrying the ammo. That's not exactly the lines one would expect to more…

'Toxic masculinity' strikes again, bwahaha

by Patty Ann Malley -- Another loony-tune feminist professor speaks Meat is male. What's more, it's toxic! Put down that steak, ladies! Shun that beef stew. And whatever you do, avoid that mint-jellied more…

The ultimate Christmas gift for feminists

by Patty Ann Malley -- Lay blame where blame is due If buying that special gift for the feminist in your life has you stumped, wisdom is always a good choice. Wisdom is more…

Forget monogamy – it's a fairytale

by Patty Ann Malley -- Forget monogamy; it's a fairytale "The Western fairy tale of pairing off with one person for life is a relatively modern one," New Scientist touts. "And we're not more…

The latest pervert: Sleeping Beauty's prince

by Patty Ann Malley -- Prince Phillip – what a pervert! Hold the presses! Cut the hate! Harvey Weinstein, Kevin Spacey, and Richard Dreyfuss – aka today's Hollywood pariahs – are not predators. more…

Did Jane Austen have the key to a happy marriage?

by Patty Ann Malley -- Heaven forfend – they've formed an attachment! An attachment – formerly understood as a binding promise of marriage – was strictly verboten for titled young men and enterprising more…

The latest Hillary horror

by Patty Ann Malley -- Grooming the next generation of sluts "" She Persisted." Chelsea Clintons little book of feminists aimed at grooming youth to activism sounds encouraging. "" 'She Persisted' is for more…