See happy whales when they're really happy

by Patty Ann Malley -- One whale of a show Doris, a humpback whale in Falmouth Bay off the shores of Cornwall, England, was caught last month in lobster pot-rising ropes. Unable to more…

Forget cake. Let them eat Styrofoam

by Patty Ann Malley -- Forget cake. Let them eat Styrofoam Little girls often dream about that fantasy wedding, fueled by fairytale imaginings of Cinderella, Sleeping Beauty, or – as distasteful as it more…

When llamas attack

by Patty Ann Malley -- When llamas attack Remember those fun trips to the drive-thru zoo? This kid sure will. Mashable reports, "A family trip to the Tennessee Safari Park turns traumatizing for more…

How not to impress a woman

by Patty Ann Malley -- The things we do for love "Holy crap, I'm gone for sure," was all Australian backpacker Lee De Paauw could think, he said, when he found himself wrestling more…

The latest (eww yuck!) in brothel options

by Patty Ann Malley -- Silicone surprise – olé! Peter Pan Syndrome hits an all-time low. Today's "manolescent," the same who may have played with dolls in his mom's basement, is being lured more…

The latest in public education: Mom shaming

by Patty Ann Malley -- Mom shaming Telling your toddler that you're bad and not to be trusted is what educators do best! Tell a nymphomaniac that she's not helping herself by treating more…

Ways to live on after death

by Patty Ann Malley -- Live on after death? Saying goodbye is difficult at times; sometimes, impossible. Or so it seems. US Urns Online offers a sampling of optional modes that may, or more…

Feminist obsession completely misses the point

by Patty Ann Malley -- Menstruation worked for Stephen King "The Period Project" is an effort by Kotex, manufacturer of women's hygiene products, to destigmatize the menstrual cycle. Really. Check out the short more…