Which are you?
Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
A bear walks into a bar and says, “Give me a whiskey and … um, a cola.”
“Why the long pause?” asks the bartender.
The bear shrugged.
“Not sure. I was born with them.”