As it lays
Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:
Eleven people – ten men and one woman – were hanging onto a rope that came down from a helicopter.
They all decided that one person should let go, because if someone didn’t, the rope would break and everyone would die.
No one could decide who should go, so finally, the woman gave a really touching speech saying how she would give up her life to save the others, because women were used to giving up things for their husbands and children, giving in to men and not receiving anything in return.
When she finished speaking, all the men started cheering and clapping.