Dogged determination.

Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:

Two prisoners were making their escape over the jailhouse roof when one of them dislodged a tile.

“Who’s there?” shouted a guard. The first prisoner replied with a convincing imitation of a cat’s meow.

Reassured, the guard when back to his rounds.

But then the second prisoner dislodged another tile. The guard repeated, “Who’s there?”

“The other cat,” answered the prisoner.

Got a great joke you want to share with the world? Write it up in the WND
Laughlines forum. Who knows? It might be selected as the WND Joke of
the Day – and your wildest dreams will come true.


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Fear

Personified

Mood

Swings

Domestic

Bliss

Married

With children

Dog days

Of summer

The golfer, the dentist, the wife

Tee'd off

Make a splash

At the pool

IRS

Takes a licking

Prince Harry

Gets royal treatment

Who's afraid

Of the IRS?