To conclusions.

Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:

A six-year-old goes to the hospital with her grandmother to visit her sick Grandpa.

When they there, she runs ahead of her Grandma and bursts into her Grandpa’s room.

“Grandpa, Grandpa,” she says excitedly. “As soon as Grandma comes into the room, make a noise like a frog!”

“What?” said her Grandpa.

“Make a noise like a frog, because Grandma said as soon as you croak, we’re all going to Disney World.”

Got a great joke you want to share with the world? Write it up in the WND
Laughlines forum. Who knows? It might be selected as the WND Joke of
the Day – and your wildest dreams will come true.


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Making waves

In Margaritaville

Hostile

Work environment

Toothache

Remedy

Let the cat

Out of the bag

Tell me where it hurts

Everywhere

Sleep

Deprived

Noah left

High and dry

I spy

Birthday fun

Salary negotiations

Hit snag

Hard

To stomach