up to the bar.

Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:

A black man, an illegal alien, a Muslim and a socialist walk into a bar.

The bartender looks up and says:

“Hello, Mr. President.”

Got a great joke you want to share with the world? Write it up in the WND Laughlines forum. Who knows? It might be selected as the WND Joke of the Day – and your wildest dreams will come true.

Dog days

Of summer

The golfer, the dentist, the wife

Tee'd off

Make a splash

At the pool

IRS

Takes a licking

Prince Harry

Gets royal treatment

Who's afraid

Of the IRS?

Ball players

Choose sides

Jump!

Novice skydiver

Pirate walks into a bar

Doesn't look too good

Stitch

In time