Editor’s note:Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:

Most of us have a bad habit we are trying to break.

For me, it’s biting my fingernails. One day I told my husband about my latest solution: press-on nails.

“Great idea, honey,” he smiled. “Now, you can eat them straight out of the box.”

Got a great joke you want to share with the world? Write it up in the WND
Laughlines forum. Who knows? It might be selected as the WND Joke of
the Day – and your wildest dreams will come true.


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Toothache

Remedy

Let the cat

Out of the bag

Tell me where it hurts

Everywhere

Sleep

Deprived

Noah left

High and dry

I spy

Birthday fun

Salary negotiations

Hit snag

Hard

To stomach

Full

Of hot air

The real story

of the 3 Bears