Gets earful.

Editor’s note: Do you need something to smile about? Every day, WND selects the best joke offered up by readers and contributors to its Laughlines forum and brings it to you as the WND Joke of the Day. Here is today’s offering:

Two construction workers were on the job site one day when a freak accident involving a nail gun blew one guy’s ear off.

The distraught man turned to his friend and said, “Can you help me find my ear?”

The friend spotted what appeared to be the bloody appendage on the ground and asked, “Is this it?”

The one-eared guy replied, “No, mine has a pencil behind it.”

Got a great joke you want to share with the world? Write it up in the WND
Laughlines forum. Who knows? It might be selected as the WND Joke of
the Day – and your wildest dreams will come true.


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The golfer, the dentist, the wife

Tee'd off

Make a splash

At the pool

IRS

Takes a licking

Prince Harry

Gets royal treatment

Who's afraid

Of the IRS?

Ball players

Choose sides

Jump!

Novice skydiver

Pirate walks into a bar

Doesn't look too good

Stitch

In time

There's no 'I'

In team