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The Department of Defense briefed the president this morning. Officials told President Obama that two Brazilian soldiers were killed in Iraq.

To everyone’s surprise, all the color drained from Obama’s face. Then he collapsed onto his desk, holding his head in his hands, visibly shaken and almost in tears.

Finally, he composed himself and asked, “Just how many is a brazilian?”

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Fringe

On top

Fear

Personified

Mood

Swings

Domestic

Bliss

Married

With children

Dog days

Of summer

The golfer, the dentist, the wife

Tee'd off

Make a splash

At the pool

IRS

Takes a licking

Prince Harry

Gets royal treatment